The Tracey Cox line at Lovehoney created a rabbit vibrator with a chic design, likely inspired by the “classic” Vibratex rabbit vibrators of yore. This is a good thing, because the rabbit vibe featured on Sex and the City is porous and icky–besides, it’s a hideous opaque pink. As you can see in the image above, this rabbit is aesthetically pleasing. This product meets my criteria of quality in that it is non-toxic, non-porous, and it has several nice vibration and rotation settings that have a moderate noise level and power level, which I’ll discuss below.

I feel like a rabbit vibe is one of those classic toys that I need to at least try for myself to be able to talk about how it works for me. This is mainly because in the realm where sex toys aren’t discussed much, many people have heard of the rabbit vibe and the Hitachi Magic Wand. So I think it’s important for me to tell you about my experiences using this Lovehoney rabbit vibe.

Firstly, let me say that I think the idea of the rabbit vibrator is a good one, but I think that the execution is poor. What I mean is that a rabbit vibrator is geared for simultaneous clitoral and G-spot stimulation (a TWO-FER!), and that is a terrific idea. However, this rabbit (and I’d guess most other rabbit vibes) doesn’t succeed in stimulating either things, let alone both at once. The vibrations are pleasant, rather quiet (for being powered by 3 AAA batteries), and have several intensity and pulsation settings. However, these are not enough to get me off via clitoral stimulation. I found myself pushing the rabbit’s tip to the side so I could rub my clitoris with my fingers instead.

Then it comes to the G-spot stimulation. The shaft of the rabbit has a twirl motion with three settings. Twirl? What? Think of twirling your finger and this is the motion the rabbit’s shaft does. The only really discernible difference among the three rotations is that the noise level increases. While using this toy, I cannot feel a notable difference among the settings–and I don’t get any pleasure from them.

Having said that, my thought was that since the tip and shaft are working to stimulate my body, rabbit vibes are meant to be stationary while in use. A stationary rabbit is a disappointing rabbit, but so is a thrusting one. The tip of the shaft is too small and flimsy to hit my G-spot well. I think that if the shaft was firmer and/or perhaps slightly longer or curved, it would hit my G-spot better. As-is, it doesn’t twirl enough to stimulate my G-spot, nor to give me any notable internal pleasure.

So, for me? No orgasms from using the Tracey Cox Rabbit.

Here are the details:

• Length: 9.5″
• Insertable length: 4.5″
• Base diameter: 1.75″
• 3 rotation/twirl settings
• 7 vibration/pulsation settings
• Material: silicone
• Splash-proof
• Free of phthalates and latex
• Power: 3 AAA batteries, not included

I like the rabbit’s design and look, even if it does require batteries. However, even with me pleased with its specs, it wasn’t enough to please me in the important ways.

Thank you to Lovehoney for providing me with the Tracey Cox dare! Rabbit Vibrator in exchange for my honest review of the product. xoxo

First point: This curved, stainless steel dildo is amazing. The Pure Wand has the perfect curve that follows the contour my vagina, almost too perfectly, because at times I crave more friction and resistance with dildo shapes and textures. When it presses against my G-spot, it presses hard with its 1.5 pounds of badass stainless steel. It feels great and is really easy to use, except for the slight resistance getting into the vagina initially and the fact that once you pop you can’t stop. (Pringles reference! They should pay me.) I never want to stop using this dildo once I start, and every time I use it I am pleasantly reminded. The Pure Wand is made for G-spot stimulation, and with the large, heavy ball at the end, how could it miss?  This is my favorite toy yet.

Second point: I didn’t heed Epiphora’s warning to put towels down before trying the Pure Wand out, and I very much regretted not doing so. I seriously soaked my bedding down to the mattress. Oi. So, be warned, this toy can and will cause you to gush fluids. More fluids than you could ever anticipate imagine.

Third point: While this is a simple, solid metal dildo, it makes my vagina queef noisily more than anything else ever. Using this toy is not discreet at times because it unabashedly makes my vagina make sounds I hadn’t thought were possible at such a volume. This amuses me almost as much as fart jokes. Granted, the Pure Wand makes me queef easily because I once I start thrusting with this toy, I don’t want to stop until I become a soaked, sweaty pile of exhaustion and bliss. Queefing is inevitable. Queef.

I really like how cool the metal feels when I first insert this dildo. The Pure Wand is long enough to hold firmly and comfortably. The handle end has a smaller ball on it (which is also insertable) and this helps you grasp it. It never slips out of my hand as my juices never reach that far down the Wand. The heaviness of this toy is ideal for exercising my PC muscles too.

Product details:

• Material: medical grade stainless steel
• Length: 11 inches
• Width: 1.5 inches
• Weight: 1.5+ pounds
• Cleaning: boilable, dishwasher-safe, soap & water, toy cleaner
• Nonporous and nontoxic
• Latex-free, phthalates-free, hypoallergenic

You haven’t known G-spot pleasure until you’ve tried this toy. Seriously.

Queef. What a hideous word for such a beautifully hilarious sound.

Thanks to a wonderful reader for sending this toy my way! You folks spoil me rotten! xoxo

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o   G-spot toys and products
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o   Combined G-spot stimulation: fingers and toys
o   Intercourse positions
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The Babeland Orchid G is beautifully simplistic.  It reminds me of my first vibrator: simple, plastic, powerful.  This toy is even better than my first because it has a curved head at the tip.  The Orchid is cuter than my old toy as well because it’s sparkly pink (also comes in aqua).  As you can see it matches my bedding. Awesome!

The reasons I love my first vibe and the Orchid are basic: they get me to orgasm, and quite quickly.  These are simple, stiff vibrators that are fun to play with.  The Orchid will easily become my go-to toy because it is enjoyable.  The size works.  The shaft is skinny but the head guarantees a wonderful experience.  The vibrator is quiet enough that the next-door neighbors won’t hear it (and if they do it’s really none of their business. hehe!).

The key feature of the Orchid is the bent head on the end.  This is what reaches the G-spot.  Rocking this head in that area can intensify a lady’s orgasm, or even at times give her the “Big O.”  There are various ways to find and stimulate the G-spot that one can do with the Orchid.

This toy is waterproof and takes 2 AA batteries.  It’s made of plastic and has dimensions of 8 inches by 1 3/8 inches.  The Orchid can be washed with warm soapy water or even cleaned with Babeland’s Toy Cleaner, which I love.

Babeland’s Orchid G is a great, affordable way to find your G-spot.  I highly recommend it to those of you who want a quality vibe without breaking the bank.  It’s love at first …height?  Too corny? Thanks Babeland! Check out Babeland for other quality vibrators ! xoxo

This video covers most of the popular questions regarding the G-spot.  The scenes are realistic and very erotic.  They begin with foreplay and progress the whole way through until the women orgasm and/or ejaculate.  What I like best about this movie is that it emphasizes the importance of the female orgasm.  It yells out the idea that women should orgasm too.  The bedroom is a place where giving and receiving pleasure should be a shared gift.  This film depicts couples who have great communication such that they both know how their bodies work and respond.  This allows for the couples to further investigate the G-spot and see what actions work best with enabling females to ejaculate and orgasm. 

There is a solo scene as well, which promotes the idea that we women should learn and know what we want sexually.  The two-toy method is a great way for a women to have clitoral and G-spot stimulation simultaneously.  This can be tricky for a gal-since she generally only has two arms, but if said gal has two perfectly shaped toys, then this solo romp in the hay can go really, really well.

Good Vibes also has a related article called “How to Female Ejaculate,” which is a great introductory resource for beginners interested in learning how.

All in all I remain impressed, educated, and aroused thanks to the Pleasure-ed Series.  I recommend all of their videos to anyone curious enough to purchase them. (Do it!)  Thanks to Good Vibrations Sex Toys, all three DVDs can be bought on their website. Awesome! xoxo