The Toyfriend Seti looks like a mini satellite for your clitoris–and in a way, it is. This blue, handheld vibrator has a flared tip that actually increases the surface area stimulated by the toy. This increased functionality for clitoral pleasure, however, also limits its potential other uses, rendering it–for me, at least–an exclusively external toy.

One feature to be appreciated about it is that the handle is a comfortable length to be held while masturbating, even when using it in conjunction with another vaginal or anal toy. It is 7.5 inches long and made of body-safe silicone. The Seti has two vibration speeds and three vibration modes to choose from. Operating the toy is really easy: the end button needs pressed to go through the 5 settings. To turn it off the button needs to be pressed and held in a few seconds.

I like how the Toyfriends are designed: they are velvety-smooth toys with bright, bold colors and interesting shapes. As with the other Toyfriends I own, I want to display the Seti, admire it, and use it. While I really enjoy the Toyfriend brand and appreciate their approach to making toys, the Seti just doesn’t do it for me.

I find the Seti to be less successful for me because of two main reasons that are connected. Firstly, the Seti has such a flared tip that I cannot insert it vaginally, hence it must only be used clitorally for me. Secondly, this is limiting because I prefer to stimulate my clitoris with my fingers rather than with vibrators. While I would like to be more accommodating, I haven’t met a vibrator that makes me want to change my ways. I have enjoyed using this vibrator in conjunction to a vaginal toy, but I find that it takes much longer to orgasm this way, and I don’t see myself doing it often.

The Seti has the following features:

• Rub a dub dub: Waterproof
• Material: Silicone
• 2 Vibration Speeds
• 3 Vibration Modes
• Length: 7.4 inches
• Noise Level: Quiet
• Operation: 2 AAA batteries included

Toyfriends come with stands that displays these toys upright, as depicted in the picture to the right. Soon I hope they will be made with internal, rechargeable batteries that will enable the vibrators to be more powerful and versatile.

The Seti is part of the second generation of Toyfriends: the Power Toyfriends. Another vibrator in this group is the Bubbly Magenta, which I reviewed a few years ago. I also reviewed the black Wavy Rocket, of the rocket generation of Toyfriend vibrators.

Thanks Toyfriend for sending me the Seti in exchange for my review! xoxo

The Tracey Cox line at Lovehoney created a rabbit vibrator with a chic design, likely inspired by the “classic” Vibratex rabbit vibrators of yore. This is a good thing, because the rabbit vibe featured on Sex and the City is porous and icky–besides, it’s a hideous opaque pink. As you can see in the image above, this rabbit is aesthetically pleasing. This product meets my criteria of quality in that it is non-toxic, non-porous, and it has several nice vibration and rotation settings that have a moderate noise level and power level, which I’ll discuss below.

I feel like a rabbit vibe is one of those classic toys that I need to at least try for myself to be able to talk about how it works for me. This is mainly because in the realm where sex toys aren’t discussed much, many people have heard of the rabbit vibe and the Hitachi Magic Wand. So I think it’s important for me to tell you about my experiences using this Lovehoney rabbit vibe.

Firstly, let me say that I think the idea of the rabbit vibrator is a good one, but I think that the execution is poor. What I mean is that a rabbit vibrator is geared for simultaneous clitoral and G-spot stimulation (a TWO-FER!), and that is a terrific idea. However, this rabbit (and I’d guess most other rabbit vibes) doesn’t succeed in stimulating either things, let alone both at once. The vibrations are pleasant, rather quiet (for being powered by 3 AAA batteries), and have several intensity and pulsation settings. However, these are not enough to get me off via clitoral stimulation. I found myself pushing the rabbit’s tip to the side so I could rub my clitoris with my fingers instead.

Then it comes to the G-spot stimulation. The shaft of the rabbit has a twirl motion with three settings. Twirl? What? Think of twirling your finger and this is the motion the rabbit’s shaft does. The only really discernible difference among the three rotations is that the noise level increases. While using this toy, I cannot feel a notable difference among the settings–and I don’t get any pleasure from them.

Having said that, my thought was that since the tip and shaft are working to stimulate my body, rabbit vibes are meant to be stationary while in use. A stationary rabbit is a disappointing rabbit, but so is a thrusting one. The tip of the shaft is too small and flimsy to hit my G-spot well. I think that if the shaft was firmer and/or perhaps slightly longer or curved, it would hit my G-spot better. As-is, it doesn’t twirl enough to stimulate my G-spot, nor to give me any notable internal pleasure.

So, for me? No orgasms from using the Tracey Cox Rabbit.

Here are the details:

• Length: 9.5″
• Insertable length: 4.5″
• Base diameter: 1.75″
• 3 rotation/twirl settings
• 7 vibration/pulsation settings
• Material: silicone
• Splash-proof
• Free of phthalates and latex
• Power: 3 AAA batteries, not included

I like the rabbit’s design and look, even if it does require batteries. However, even with me pleased with its specs, it wasn’t enough to please me in the important ways.

Thank you to Lovehoney for providing me with the Tracey Cox dare! Rabbit Vibrator in exchange for my honest review of the product. xoxo

I received the Hitachi Magic Wand as a gift from a lovely reader out in the interwebs. Talk about a wonderful surprise! Thank you!

I have known of the Hitachi for a few years now, and while it has been gushed over by many folks (pun always intended), I admit, I was skeptical at first. My long track record of clitoral orgasms have been vastly accomplished by my hand rather than any toy, vibrator, or other person.

Be warned: the Hitachi is powerful–it runs on electricity. It has two settings and even its LOW setting is at least twice as powerful as most battery-operated clitoral vibrators or other massage wands out on the market. While this power is also its identifying feature, I warn you that it can be harmful as well. The Hitachi can, and in many cases will, irritate your genitals.

My first encounter with the Hitachi resulted in pain. The irritation caused me to seriously freak out. No joke. I did not use the Hitachi with any lubricant on my vulva, and I did not place any towel barriers in-between my genitals and the Hitachi as padding protection. Lube up, and then lube up some more. This will help protect your vulva from getting irritated as quickly by the sheer intensity of this wand. If your clitoris is sensitive, then try using bath towels as barriers.

My follow-up encounters with the Hitachi resulted in milder pain (irritation) at times, but mostly incredible, crazy-intense pleasure. I don’t even use the Hitachi for more than a minute or two, and once it hits, I just want more. But then I get so hyper-sensitive that I can barely stand to use the wand for any longer. And then I still hang on for a few more seconds, because I am a glutton for punishment.

The Hitachi is very simply a tool used to get off, and it’s great at what it does. If I need a powerful orgasm, I use it, then put it away for a week or two. It’s good that the orgasms are quick with the Hitachi, because the longer you use it in one go, the more guaranteed irritation is going to happen. I don’t recommend maintaining genital contact for over a few minutes straight, if you can help it, and especially if your genitals get irritated.

Getting worn out is guaranteed from the sheer strength of the orgasms, and the more frequently you use it, the more desensitized your genitals/clitoris may feel. This is a temporary reaction, and the same can be said for masturbating in general too much. If it takes longer for you to orgasm, take a break from it–be it a few hours, days, weeks–and then have at it again. If you wait a few days in-between rounds using the Hitachi, your clitoris will respond more readily to its vibration.

For me, ideal usage would be at MOST weekly. While the Hitachi warrants a certain level of awareness, I am certainly not surprised when I hear that it helps many people achieve powerful orgasms, regardless of their usual masturbatory methods or preferences. I prefer using the Hitachi in conjunction with a dildo inserted vaginally; I like having both the G-spot and clitoris stimulated simultaneously.

Here’s the details:

• Dimensions: 9 inch handle, 2.5 inch head, 6 foot power cord
• Material: Plastic and Vinyl.
• Safety: Non-toxic; head is porous material
• Free of phathalates and latex
• Not waterproof
• Cleaning: wash detachable head with soap and water

Functional dislikes: I hate that the Hitachi needs plugged in. The cord isn’t long enough. I wish the Wand came with more modern packaging and a storage sleeve to cover the head. The Hitachi is large and bulky with limited functionality–it is for external use only unless you purchase an attachment. The head is porous, so it can harbor bacteria.

Heed my warnings, but do I think it’s worth trying a Hitachi Magic Wand? Yes, I do. Have I had as intense orgasms through other means of stimulation? Yes I have, but they have taken much longer to achieve.

Tell me–what have your experiences been like with the Hitachi? I’d love to hear about how you use this beast of a vibrator. xoxo

This massager has two settings labeled as “low” and “high.”  The head is a removable, smooth silicone sleeve, and the wand itself is plastic, with the battery compartment at the end. It requires 2 AA batteries, which are not included. The wand measures at 9.25 inches in length, and a base width of 1.05 inch–it is really quite lightweight and easy to use with one hand, even for a long period of time. The wand is firm, but the head is flexible and can be bent to a slight degree. The wand is waterproof and submersible, allowing for bath and shower play capabilities.

This product is made of materials (silicone, hard ABS plastic) that are non-porous, phatalates-free, and latex-free. While there are some pesky crevices that are difficult to clean, and the silicone head collects dust and fuzzies quickly, it is easy enough to keep clean. The wand can be cleaned with toy cleaner spray, a 10% bleach-to-water solution, or warm soapy water. 

Since many of you know of the Hitachi or have tried it, I will compare this Tracey Cox Massage Wand with it. I think that it is a blessing and a curse that this wand is not as powerful as the Hitachi, and let me tell you why. Firstly, you can use this wand for a longer period of time without running the risk of irritating your genitals. Applying water-based lubricant to my vulva became more optional (although still suggested) when using this wand, whereas it is more of a necessity with the Hitachi, in preventing irritation. If you need to place a towel in-between your privates and the Hitachi, you would be able to enjoy this wand with direct stimulation.

Secondly, the high setting seems to be about half as powerful as Hitachi’s low setting. The vibrations are much

Finally, there’s the noise. The Hitachi is too powerful for discreetness; it’s never quiet. This Wand, however is much quieter simply because it is less powerful. The low setting is quiet, and the high setting is closer to a medium toy noise level. Since I am hyper-sensitive about noise levels, I can happily say I’m pleased with this toy’s bang for the buck. Er, what I mean is the noise-levels are worth its levels of intensity, and allow for a relatively quiet solo session.weaker and so if you are trying to have a clitoral orgasm through primarily vibrations, it may take a bit longer to achieve this–which in my opinion can be a good and bad thing. This Wand will get the juices flowing, and prolong your masturbation session. (Whereas the Hitachi is good for really quick, powerful orgasms.)

Another benefit of this Wand over the Hitachi is that it is battery operated, although it would be even better if it was rechargeable. The luxury that is cordlessness cannot be emphasized enough.

Shipping was discreet. The packaging is not horribly tacky as you can determine/see for yourself above.  Another simple feature I loved about this wand is that it came with a storage case! And it’s blue! Ah, the simple joys in life.

To sum it up, this is a massager that I enjoyed using for clitoral stimulation. The bendy head allows you to maximize the surface area in contact with your body. The fact that it’s waterproof, non-porous, and comes with a storage case makes it that much more worthwhile. If you enjoy continual vibrations for masturbating, you can’t go wrong with a massager wand. I enjoyed using this product for clitoral as well as nipple play. It’s ideal for slower progressions to orgasms. Slow and steady wins the race, eh?

LoveHoney provided me with the Tracey Cox Massage Wand Vibrator in exchange for my review. Thanks LoveHoney! xoxo

The Snow Bunny by Cal Exotics is a clitoral vibrator with a handheld, cord remote. It does not look like a bunny, frolicking happily in the snow. Why do I want a bunny stimulating my clitoris anyways, and why does it have to be a pink one? Oh right- because I’m a lady, of course (sarcasm). One of its worst features is the packaging. The box is offensively tacky: pastel pink with a model on it. The make of the toy is cheap, but considering it’s made by Cal Exotics for a low price, this is not surprising. It doesn’t even come with the 2 AA batteries required to operate it.

The bunny is made of porous material, making it not very safe compared to other materials such as 100% food/medical-grade silicone, glass, or hard plastic. The bunny appendage fits onto the bullet. The bullet could be used by itself, which may be a tad more hygienic, but perhaps less enjoyable than the less hygienic TPR squishyness.

The one thing that gets me the maddest about this product is the cord. So, even though the toy is stimulating me down below, I have to hold the remote to control the settings. The toy itself doesn’t really fit in one place, thus making me want to move it around while using it. This kind of makes the handheld remote and cord a bit unnecessary, and a hassle, because I’m still using two hands to operate it. The toy would be better off with the batteries in the toy itself rather than in a separate compartment, because at least then I can operate it by using only one hand.

The vibrations are loud, even on the lowest setting. It isn’t for those sneaky masturbatory sessions that you want to hide from your roommates. The risk-taking is not all that worthwhile as well, because the setting is only for vibration intensity. There’s no variable pulsations, and even the vibrations themselves could be stronger. So the wimpy vibration strength does not compensate for the cost involved with using a noisy vibrator.

When using this toy, I held the squishy bunny against my clit, and it mainly felt like a vibrating mound of squishyness. Perhaps there is a time and a place for such a thing, and while it wasn’t totally unpleasant, I would rather spend my money on other more successful alternatives. Overall, I think there are better clitoral toys within a similar price range.

Material: thermoplastic rubber (TPR)- porous
Texture: ribbed/smooth
Hypo-allergenic, latex-free and phthalates-free
Length: 4 inches
Width: 1 inch
Modes: Vibration
Power: 2 AA batteries
Colors: Purple, pink, clear

This product can be washed with soap and warm water, or toy cleaner. The TPR material of the bunny sleeve is slightly porous, and cannot be disinfected or boiled. If you wish to share the product with others you should put a condom on it. It can be used with silicone or water-based lubes. The package did not come with any storage pouches, so I’m forced to keep it in its box for now.

Other clitoral vibrators offered by Eden Fantasys can be found here. Happy hunting! xoxo

It can rotate into four different positions depending on your preference. It has five vibration modes and three pulsation modes. You click the ‘+‘ to go through the settings, and then click the ‘-‘ to descend back down the options and to turn it off. The button is easy enough to press while using the toy. I like it better when the options are on a never-ending loop and you have to hold a button in to turn it off.

This toy is loud. While I had the fan running, a TV on, and the toy vibrating inside my vagina, I feared my neighbor could hear the vibrations. Granted my bed is next to the wall, but I still want my sex toy adventures to be a secret.

The Trojan Torsion is half ABS plastic (the handle, operating half) and half medical grade silicone. Its dimensions are: 10 inches long, 5 inches insertable length, and 1.75 inches in diameter (25.4cm long, 12.7cm insertable, 4.4cm diameter). The problem with this is that while they are hygienic materials, there is a big crease in the middle of toy, where it rotates. Since it isn’t boil-able, I am not exactly comfortable about the crack’s hygienic value. Since it is at the 5 inch mark, it is inevitably going to get bodily fluids on it. There is also a seam that runs down the length of the silicone and the plastic.

These are the four different positions it can rotate to (as shown below). I can see myself practically enjoying the position because it curves towards me as I use it as a G-spot toy. The bottom left position is also not bad because of the handle points away while the bottom points towards me. The other two positions on the right, however, seem a bit useless to me. Handling them is awkward and just isn’t needed. Once I find the one position that works for me, I’m not really going to keep clicking through the different positions. It doesn’t really improve the experience: it just becomes more awkward to hold while trying to thrust it, especially with any speed.

So while it is unique, I don’t really find the rotational ability to be anything extra special. Plus, the different positions don’t change the shape of this toy THAT much. Two of the positions look very similar. Like I said: the varying positions don’t improve the experience. I’m going to use the dildo the same way no matter which position: it’s going to get pushed and pulled into my vagina. The top left image shows the best position because it’s slightly curved for G-spot stimulation.

Some perks for the Trojan Torsion vibrator include:

• silk pouch for storage
• water resistant/ safe in the shower
• medical grade silicone
• phthalate-free

It’s not the best design to be a refreshingly new vibrator out on the market. I don’t see myself using the different positions and being excited about its capabilities. The Trojan Torsion is also relatively noisy. It takes 2 AA (included) batteries, which given the price, I would have expected it to be rechargeable.

Other vibrators offered by Good Vibrations Sex Toys can be seen here. Thanks Good Vibes! xoxo

The product details for the Ophoria V-Ring are as follows:

e.  For being so powerful, it is really quiet. (My cheaper vibes are definitely noisier.) It is not the most powerful vibrator out on the market, but with this toy you get practical, quality clitoral pleasure.

The Babeland Orchid G is beautifully simplistic.  It reminds me of my first vibrator: simple, plastic, powerful.  This toy is even better than my first because it has a curved head at the tip.  The Orchid is cuter than my old toy as well because it’s sparkly pink (also comes in aqua).  As you can see it matches my bedding. Awesome!

The reasons I love my first vibe and the Orchid are basic: they get me to orgasm, and quite quickly.  These are simple, stiff vibrators that are fun to play with.  The Orchid will easily become my go-to toy because it is enjoyable.  The size works.  The shaft is skinny but the head guarantees a wonderful experience.  The vibrator is quiet enough that the next-door neighbors won’t hear it (and if they do it’s really none of their business. hehe!).

The key feature of the Orchid is the bent head on the end.  This is what reaches the G-spot.  Rocking this head in that area can intensify a lady’s orgasm, or even at times give her the “Big O.”  There are various ways to find and stimulate the G-spot that one can do with the Orchid.

This toy is waterproof and takes 2 AA batteries.  It’s made of plastic and has dimensions of 8 inches by 1 3/8 inches.  The Orchid can be washed with warm soapy water or even cleaned with Babeland’s Toy Cleaner, which I love.

Babeland’s Orchid G is a great, affordable way to find your G-spot.  I highly recommend it to those of you who want a quality vibe without breaking the bank.  It’s love at first …height?  Too corny? Thanks Babeland! Check out Babeland for other quality vibrators ! xoxo

The Dynamic Duo is certainly the quirkiest toy I’ve gotten to review in awhile.  The toy looks like a vintage Game Boy of sorts. It has two bullet vibrators that have independent control knobs.  Each bullet is attached to the control base of the toy by a cord.

Specs:

Cords are 37.5 inches in length
Requires 4 AA batteries
Material is silver plastic
Bullets are 2.25″ by 1″
Controller is 3″ by 5″
Phthalates-free